– Half my face is numb from my morning visit to the dentist, which not only makes me sound like Bill Cosby (”Your what?” “Fabuss! Mahbuh fabuss! Efbuh aybuh ceebuh eebuh!”) but leaves me no ideas about lunch. It’s 11:47 and I’m starting to get hungry, but I don’t want to chew, drool, have anything [...]
Someday, I’m going to find the person who invented the whole “jinx” thing and I’m going to make her sit in the back seat of my car, between the Princesses, until she apologizes and promises to pay for their college educations, preferably at institutes strong in linguistics.
It’s not a very Christian sentiment to want to clock Pat Robertson for his comments yesterday on the horrific tragedy in Haiti.
Ah, those happy, carefree adult days. No longer! Comes now my workplace health plan and its Multiple Commandments, the first being, “Thou Shalt Behave in a Healthy, Responsible Adult Manner or We Shalt Garnish Thy Paycheck.”
Did I mention I’m upset about Oregon’s new hands-free cell phone law? Here’s another reason I’m upset.
