Jennifer Moody

Heard, or misheard, any good ones lately? We’re all ears.

Jennifer “can be a total blonde at times.” Ya think?

Here’s a fun, if somewhat frightening, little time-waster. If your lifespan were shrunk to the length of your favorite movie, which scene would mark your life right now?

The police reporter in my office is constantly shaking her head over the gullibility of people who fall for scams, muttering under her breath: “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.” Corollary, at least in this case: “If it sounds too bad to be true, it probably also is.”

I didn’t write these. Wish I had!
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20 Random Thoughts We Can All Relate To

This just in: I have a stressful job that pays badly.

Here is a Facebook forward, which I did not write, but which inspired today’s post:

School Answering Machine:

“Thank you for calling (your child’s school).

* To lie about why your child is absent, press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his
work, press 2

In a previous blog post, I had mentioned a contest for baked goods for National Punctuation Day. This is totally awesome. You go, Jen!

It boggles my mind that my Princesses could, in theory, pop in a DVD of “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” any time of the day or night or season. I had to wait an entire year, then make sure absolutely nothing else was happening that night that would interfere with my viewing, then suffer through a series of action-breaking commercials, not to mention my little brother talking through the whole thing (”Who’s that? Why is he doing that? Is he really Santa Claus?”).