Police over at the state’s Department of Public Safety Standards Training office held a media day the other day. They ran through various training sessions with reporters and photographers to help them better understand the issues behind an officer’s decision to use deadly force.

I think that’s a great idea. I also like the citizen police academies that some of our local law enforcement agencies put on from time to time. When you’re put in the position of having to “be” the officer, you get a whole new perspective on their jobs.

I wish there were a practical way to extend this experience to a few other professions. Teaching, for instance. A requirement for having children should be that every single parent spend a day leading a classroom. Just one day is all it would take, and I’d lay odds they’d never, ever, vote down a tax measure again.

Ah, Media Day! Let’s have a media day here, and invite Joe Public to see how WE do business.

I’d start by bringing in a few hospital people and have them try to report on a multiple-injury car wreck. Some of their colleagues in the health care world will give you a one-word response (“Fair,” “Critical,” etc.) about the patient you’re calling about, which is all you need. Some will say only whether the patient has been admitted. Some won’t even tell you that. It is a total crapshoot as to which answer you get, from which hospital, on which day.

We are blessed with wonderful law enforcement officers who, for the most part, are very good about returning calls and telling us all they can about whatever wreck or chase or arrest we happen to be asking about. But it would be interesting to see them sit on this side of the phone for the evening. Better yet, I’d have them try to write a story based solely on one of their own written reports.

I’d love to get the people who write in corporatese to sit down at my keyboard for an afternoon. Write a story about last night’s city council meeting, I’d tell them. Make it interesting and relevant, but factual and short. The words “utilize,” “paradigm” and “dialogue” are off limits. You have 20 minutes.

Like many readers, I disagree with our editorial perspective from time to time. (Sometimes more often than that.) But I’d like to see some of our louder critics try to write any editorial at all every single day for going on 40 years, let alone two of them, let alone make them interesting, concise, well-researched and well-argued each time.

Media Day! I like it. I learn about your jobs, you come learn about mine. Whattaya wanna know?