Steve Lundeberg, that fount of cool blog ideas, had a post the other day about “always and never.” Dangerous words to use, his father-in-law believed, and I agree.
That said, a few things qualify. Steve, for instance, never uses a batting glove. He never eats cranberries or pumpkin pie, and he always bounces the basketball three times before shooting a free throw.
That got me thinking about my always and nevers. I offered these first few as a comment on his blog, and then I came up with some more:
– I never eat licorice. Any color. Ever.
– I never drink coffee.
– I always, assuming I have change, give something to the Salvation Army bell ringers.
– I always make my grandmother’s baked corn pudding for Thanksgiving, and I always have clam spaghetti and fish on Christmas Eve in honor of my other grandparents.
– I never eat Whoppers malted milk balls. Got sick on them over at a friend’s house at age 6. Haven’t touched them since.
– I always sing the alto part to the “Hallelujah Chorus,” any time I hear it. I knocked myself out learning that part in my high school choir, and I never, ever want to forget how it goes.
– I always open my presents on Christmas MORNING.
– I always sing the birthday song when calling a family member on his/her birthday.
– I never put the toilet paper on with the paper hanging down inside, closest to the wall. That’s just wrong. It’s outside or nothing.
– I have never dressed a dog. However, AnneMarie’s pug, Chester, looked positively dapper today in his new green Christmas sweater.

3 comments
jennifermoody says:
Dec 1, 2009
Dennis Dugan sent in this comment:
Why I don't give money to the Salvation Army:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_Army#O…
grizzle says:
Dec 3, 2009
Amen on the toilet paper. Why let it lick the wall before it licks your hind side?
stevelundeberg says:
Dec 7, 2009
I haven't eaten chocolate pudding, or any kind, since getting sick after eating it at about age 10.