One more time, everybody: Check your info
When I am Queen of the World, my first order of business will be to find people who spend their time online posting unfounded rumors and make them wear big signs that say, "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire."
Black Fridays
Made it through another Friday the 13th. Whew.
Bearly here today
I think it's possible I'm part bear.
What’s so funny?
Preschool Teacher had two words for our kid: Lighten Up.
Dear Santa: Watch your back
Dear Santa: I think my Princesses are hatching a plan to bankrupt you.
Keeping Christmas
Got to thinking about a letter to the editor I saw in the Lebanon Express recently, asking to "keep 'christ' out of Christmas."
Right down grenade-launcher lane
If you have the printed copy of today’s Democrat-Herald, Wednesday, Nov. 30, turn to page 8 and read the story titled, “Santa Claus is packing heat.” Go ahead, I’ll wait. (I’d direct you to the story on our website, but for some inexplicable reason, we ran a different version online. And this, which I found...
Thanks for the music
Dear Mr. Ritter: I doubt I ever thought to tell you this before now, but I really am glad you were my teacher.
Santa needs a personal shopper
Christmas is about love and faith and hope and joy and charity and doing-unto-others and yeah, who am I kidding, it's about presents and the Princesses know it.
Growing pains
I need to trade my kids in for some younger, cuter models if I'm ever going to have something to blog about again.
So many books, so little time
Few pleasures in life beat forcing a captive audience (read: your kids) to appreciate your way of life (read: your favorite books and movies). After all, if you can't do that, why have kids in the first place?
‘Bucket lists’
For the purposes of this post, we'll stick to the realistic stuff.
